Original Post
1 Hit Knockout [Replay] 100k in Prizes
I came to the realization I have a bunch of money and I'm not using it, so I'm having a little competition.
I have a replay here that, while not very technically impressive, I am quite fond of for the way uke topples realistically.
This is the premise of your task:
1. Strike a blow to uke's head. This blow may decapitate or fracture the neck, but it does not need to.
2. Uke must then fall to the ground as realistically/stylishly as possible. I would like uke to be wholly relaxed for this, but I don't want to rule anything out. As such, if you can do a good job by manipulating uke on the way down, I won't disqualify it, but I will be looking more favorably on the limp crumples.
3. BY ENTERING THIS COMPETITION, YOU MARK YOURSELF AS ELIGIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL UNNECESSARILY HARSH CRITICISM I DIRECT TOWARDS YOU.
Quote Zone (I'm going to quote relevant comments I make here, for new people to the event)
Also, I will note replays that do a good job of accomplishing the objective.
(Good does not imply "likely to win," just "not as shitty as the rest of you").
Prizes:
1st Place: 50k
2nd Place: 35k
3rd Place: 15k
The competition will end Friday the 28th (possibly later depending on turnout).
I have a replay here that, while not very technically impressive, I am quite fond of for the way uke topples realistically.
This is the premise of your task:
1. Strike a blow to uke's head. This blow may decapitate or fracture the neck, but it does not need to.
2. Uke must then fall to the ground as realistically/stylishly as possible. I would like uke to be wholly relaxed for this, but I don't want to rule anything out. As such, if you can do a good job by manipulating uke on the way down, I won't disqualify it, but I will be looking more favorably on the limp crumples.
3. BY ENTERING THIS COMPETITION, YOU MARK YOURSELF AS ELIGIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL UNNECESSARILY HARSH CRITICISM I DIRECT TOWARDS YOU.
Quote Zone (I'm going to quote relevant comments I make here, for new people to the event)
Originally Posted by PlayerID666
cyclone3's is the best by far (not to say it's perfect, the rest of you just suck), followed at a distance by Tymbanshi and then I don't even know what to make of the rest of yours.
Remember, you aren't trying to punch/kick/etc uke over, you are trying to hit uke in the face, who then falls. Punching someone off their feet is not realistic at any stretch, particularly when their entire body actually comes off the ground.
Note this for reference. People don't get punched down, they get punched, then they go down.
Also, I will note replays that do a good job of accomplishing the objective.
(Good does not imply "likely to win," just "not as shitty as the rest of you").
Prizes:
1st Place: 50k
2nd Place: 35k
3rd Place: 15k
The competition will end Friday the 28th (possibly later depending on turnout).
Last edited by PlayerID666; Aug 24, 2009 at 02:19 AM.
Originally Posted by PlayerID666
1. Strike a blow to uke's head. This blow ...
What does it say?
Why do people ask these questions?
If it isn't up there, it isn't a rule.
Do I need to tell you you have to use toribash?
If it isn't up there, it isn't a rule.
Do I need to tell you you have to use toribash?
