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Your favorite Tv quote and Character
Well when you watch a Tv show there's always a hysterical character that says funny things. My favorite two are from "That 70's show" One is Leo and the other is Red Forman. Who are your favorite Television characters and what are your favorite quotes from them

Leo: Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was awesome. It just hung in the air, then it sent me a message. Big bright yellow letters saying I was going to have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Did this, by any chance, happen at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing is, I was the only one freaking out about it, man. Wait a second, good year, no, it was a terrible year, man. Stupid aliens.

Red: Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Kelso] I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it'll do more for me than you have your whole life!


"Why, what are we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"
SuicideDo, the Brewtal Drunken Immortal.
first thing that comes to mind is that old lady from that movie, Atlantis.

Takes a drag, "were all gonna die"

That always gave me a chuckle.
My seniority means you should probably just agree with everything I say
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

Janitor: Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: [stammers] No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
[Janitor stares]
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you sir.
Monty python and the holy grail. (saw it on tv)

She made me a newt!

A newt?

I can do better.

I lol at that every time i see it. =)

WALTER (ON CELL PHONE): Uh, hello, Peter. This is me, your father, Walter Bishop.
PETER: Thank you, Walter. I know who you are.
WALTER: Excellent.

Walter is such epic xD
WILD POLISH LADY
House ftw

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not going to happen!
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