I agree with the others... but as it is in my nature to oppose against others philosophy I will "throw" some of my favorite judo moves right at you!
Move Nr.1, "The Noobclap"
Hold all (press C),
contract both pecs,
grab both hands (press V).
Tis a quite hard move to master, but once you've done it, it kicks ass!
Move Nr.2, "The Hippie"
Hold all.
"As the peaceloving creature you are, you do not want to harm any other living being."
Move Nr.3, "The vegetable"
Contract...All!
"There has been no survivors of this move, no one knows of the catastrophic consequences it causes, few know how to execute it, all they know is that it is named The Vegetable."
I hope these handpicked moves will grant you many great victories,
Sincerely
McDill