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Arrow wants to hear a good joke
haha, today I am in a very good mood, so I would like to hear your best jokes 
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Don.t push me to tell one, casue mines suck)
)Don.t push me to tell one, casue mines suck
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Racist:
Why are black guys fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
How do you get a black man down from a tree?
Cut the noose he's hangin' from.
How do you get a french woman to sleep with you?
Hold a piece of cheese near her cunt.
So there's 3 guys on a boat, a mexican, a japanese, and an american; the boat suddenly starts to sink, and they agree to toss unneeded items overboard. So the japanese guy throws all of his sushi off the boat and says "I don't need any more of these in my country". Then the mexican throws burritos and tacos off the boat saying "I don't need any more of these in my country". Suddenly, the american the throws the mexican off the boat screaming "I don't need anymore of these in MY country!"
Note that I am most certainly not a racist,
I hate all the races equally.
Also, blonde jokes for the fuck of it:
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice for hours?
Because she read "concentrate".
What happens when a blonde tries to kill herself at point blank range with a .44 revolver?
She misses.
I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Why are black guys fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
How do you get a black man down from a tree?
Cut the noose he's hangin' from.
How do you get a french woman to sleep with you?
Hold a piece of cheese near her cunt.
So there's 3 guys on a boat, a mexican, a japanese, and an american; the boat suddenly starts to sink, and they agree to toss unneeded items overboard. So the japanese guy throws all of his sushi off the boat and says "I don't need any more of these in my country". Then the mexican throws burritos and tacos off the boat saying "I don't need any more of these in my country". Suddenly, the american the throws the mexican off the boat screaming "I don't need anymore of these in MY country!"
Note that I am most certainly not a racist,
I hate all the races equally.
Also, blonde jokes for the fuck of it:
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice for hours?
Because she read "concentrate".
What happens when a blonde tries to kill herself at point blank range with a .44 revolver?
She misses.
I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Last edited by Zayex; Feb 25, 2013 at 10:34 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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