My new years resolution is to be more acid green. Both in life and toribash.
My real resolution is to try to not annoy or bore people as well as generally being a more likeable guy. I find that more general, less specific resolutions work best with me because they allow me to work at it all the time and get a greater sense of achievement when I keep to it because it is more ongoing constant challenge than something like "don't eat chocolate".
I also don't like specific resolutions because I can never keep to them, I have no willpower or self control whatsoever.