Ok, so everyone says that this is an impossible feat, because they couldn't have the JOINTS move to protect the bot from shit.

What you guys don't understand is that they made uke, and they used coding to do so.

It's not like they took Uke #1 And Uke #2 and made them have sex to make tori, they coded the motherfucker.

They could make a new part of the game, not some stupid lua script.
It might take some time, and would be pretty complex, but it can be done.
You simply just have to program it to do so.
Call of duty managed to make bots, and they can go professional on certain settings.
Toribash made a challenge uke option, they can use that as a start.
This is not a suggestion, this is just pointing the obvious. So don't move my thread please.

So, if anybody would nicely like to tell me how they didn't make tori with coding, and they made him with sex, please tell me.

NICELY PLEASE.

good job, you made a thread where you know you are right, giving no room for conversation.
how edgy

That's exactly why AI doesn't exist in Toribash. Nobody wants to take the massive amount of time required to do that.

Someone was once offered compensation, but the compensation stopped, so the work stopped.