Post here some Quotes From MSN or IRC etc
Please don't infract privacy

IRC

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

IRC

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

MSN (Conversation (7 People)
BLADE MC:asdasdadasd
BLADE MC::]
taylor_haher:wtf
Defqon:Blade you are egghaed
Defqon:
Defqon:Egghead*
BLADE MC:WHO IS AN EGGHEAD EGGFACE?!
HaXBoX:You are
PauL:rofl nice hax
BLADE MC:Ah (bleep) you hax
BLADE MC:No one talked to yew
BLADE MC:Bitch.
HaXBoX:NOU
Defqon:Stfu Blade
Defqon:O: <
PauL:YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!
HaXBoX:LOL!!!!
HaXBoX:LMFAO!!
Defqon:PauL Is An Rasist D:
Defqon:Racist*


[This one was big one ]

In Game
Oromis107:it's An green guy watch out
flyant:why?
Oromis107:Green guys got 9000+ Power
Oromis107:Which makes they power level
flyant:bs
Defqon:LOL
Oromis107:OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
Defqon:PINGAS!!

IRC [rea.irc.gr]

Greek IRC Server [Translated]

<Sexy_nadia17>:Hey guys.. ;)
<Defqon>:Hi.
<Phant0m>:O hi
<HaXBoX>::3
<HaXBoX>:ohai ^.^
<Sexy_nadia17>:Can you please make me op
<Sexy_nadia17>:I camsex and i got sexy boobs
<Defqon>:O_O
<Stefanakis>:....
<Sexy_nadia17>:?//
<HaXBoX>:...
<HaXBoX>:wtfh
<Sexy_nadia17>:WHAT?
<Phant0m>:cyber sex sux
<Phant0m>:I'm not coming
<Defqon>:>_>
<HaXBoX>:>_>
<HaXBoX>:Please gtfo
<Stefanakis>:lol hax
*GiORGoS Kicked Sexy_nadia17 "Get The (bleep) out whore."



Post some yours too



EDIT:
Added Some More

IRC DALnet
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<DigiGnome> Real life should have a !"#$ search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

A conversation with me and my friend that is a wedding singer
Friend: We got a new singer, hes a big guy and he sings high you know, you can feel his deep voice.
Me: Like a bear or something?
Friend: No I said he sings high.
Me: Like a bear that just got hit in the nuts?

<Dalir> the last digit of pi is either 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9
<ChrisDom-LaTale> The last digit of Pi is 4 dood l:U
<Faolan> dalir: good enough odds for me
<draeath> Dalir, Pi is irrational, it cannot be expressed as a decimal.
<Faolan> HEIL DALIR!
<Faolan> HEIL!
<draeath> There is no last digit.
<Faolan> stfu draeath
<draeath> just like there is no answer to x/0
<Dalir> stfu draeath
<ChrisDom-LaTale> Ya stfu draeath l:U
<draeath> Look, don't make me break out the calc
<draeath> I WILL out-nerd you all.
<ChrisDom-LaTale> You already did

For Christ sake Defqon, we all know that you are Haxbox. Stop doing stupid shit like this.

Edit: Apparently, backseatmodding is frowned upon, so I shall infract myself, hint hint, irony you pricks, irony.

User has been infracted for this post. Reason: Useless post. ~KiTFoX

Ehhhhh Ohhhhhhh. (<--Italian impression.)

According to the thread made about backseat modding. You can't say that kinda thing anymore.

EDIT: To contribute to the thread:
<PLAYERID666> Guv_na, you'd have sex with anything that didn't run away fast enough.

In Forum:

Mahulk16-0: "spider hulk is saying i am always lieing because i said i catch fish .he is annoying. plus saying hampa gave him 5th dan .but he has blue belt ban him from the game plz.saying the f word to me. tomorrow at school there is going to be fight i will beat up spiderhulk
EDIT:i am 2 dan i lost against a black and he says u lost u lost u lost lol hahah. (Epic funny right here: ) he is crazy ban him "

Imsku: "You are the funniest person in the world and this thread shall be your chariot of epicness, in which you shall ride into the sunset.
Thanks for that, it amused me greatly."

ChrisDom, that one is funneh

Well if you allways getting and sent message that "Hey It's me haxbox"
That shit was an trojan that gone to mine pc
That "hacker" called banner its an pretty nice hacker but he betrayed us.
See what i mean

Look:
http://www.domhq.net/forum/


He is said greetz to haxbox

Just look,He was partner with him
I wish i can see what the did him on msn,


Well he got AviraANTIViR you all know that it sucks
After he installed Kaspersky trial He notices that an IP Called like 84.34.55.203

85. Is an greek IP,He connected on the pc and Firefox got saved the passwords,And he started to make fun himself
Sorry but i dont got screenshot to show you the proof

Look, this quote is pretty funny tbh.

http://bash.org

Post these and I ban you for a year.

But i made your blackberry theme...
Remember?


No,i will not post bash's quotes