The future of sparring is here! With the ultimate technique of the goatse, I will grace you all with the power of thigh-gripping, ass-stretching fights.
The goatse is the best form of sparring because it is a great way to learn how to recover from almost any position. With quick kicks and the jet-like propulsion of arms and legs working in unison, never again will you have to sit through another boring (and dreadfully normal) spar. This new form of fighting will keep you on the edge of your thighs; daring you to guess what will happen next. The future is here! Get hyped! And let the eSPORTS begin!

GOATSE SPARRING!
at least it isn't MAS