I dont know whether this kinda thread has been started before and it surprises me I didnt find it through search. So if theres any similar thread just tell me and close.


You're addicted to Toribash when...

1. Everytime someone wants to shake hands with you you're afraid he could rip off your forearm and punch you in the face with it.

2. You see growing colored rings when you go to bed and hit the mattress.

3. You think "contract right hip, relax right knee, contract left pecs" when walking.

4. You do your homework while waiting for your turn in TB (I sometimes do).

5. Your disappointed because theres nothing after god belt.


Just add some funny ones

You're addicted when you cant pick up your knife at the dinner table because you aren't allowed grabby hands.

Just felt i'd add to it :v

your addicted when....you can only move your head by tilting forward or backwards ( unless someone decaps you!:P)

You're addicted to Toribash when:
- You move 1/6th of a second at a time in 20 second intervals.
- You punch people in the neck to decap them.
- You seem to defy gravity.
- You tap your hand whenever you want to grab something. (something...)
- You start every fight in a T-position
- You can't rotate your forearms, shoulders or hips.
- You ask how much it is in Toricredits.
- You try to make a custom head texture in real life.
- You think people won't die if you decapitate them.

Actually...I think it`s Elite belt or so...1 mil matches

There is... Master Belt > Custom Belt > God Belt > One Belt > Elite Belt

You're addicted to Toribash when:
- You want to put shaders at RL.

your addicted when
you fall and drop everything becasue your ghost doesnt tell you whats going to happen

http://wiki.toribash.com/index.php?title=Belts

Honestly, I loled when I read that. But that's true ! So, I'm not addicted to Toribash yet ;)

you know you are addicted to Toribash when you start using phrases like oh crap i got decapped, in normal conversations