Hey, so i was mountain biking with my friends yesterday, and I hit a sick jump and I wiped out, slid down the hill, landed on a rocky creek, with my bike on top of me. (Which I remember up to the falling down the hill, Long hill was LOOOOONG, I rolled for like 160 seconds!)

I (Officially) have amnesia.
I cant remember anything past before I bought my TC. Between Grade 6-9.
And I have random forgetful-ness.
So if you're telling me something and I'm like "Wait, what?"
I actually don't no what the fuck your talking about.

I'm going through a type of Re-Rehabilitation that will hopefully help remind me of who I am and all my assets.

I lost 4 teeth, Broke my left wrist, my left ankle and 4 of my left hands fingers (I landed on that side.)And my god damn nose was broken. I don't know how.

Also, My friend is helping me with TB. Being [DeM] and Stuff.
And yes, I remember me being a furry.


Besides that (^)
I am buying a Toxic Relax.
I don't know who the fuck Gynx, MegaJuice, leetsauce, MD, Loje, Krae or Vesp are. (And alot of people that I cba to find their names, try to remember who the hell they are, and then put them on the list.)
I can no longer remember the rules of the internet.
I no Longer know half the people on my MSN.
Cept to the people I've talk to in the last week.
I no Longer understand what the word Bork stood for.
I have no Concept of time.
I have to watch Heroes ALL over again.
I have to read ALL of my comics again.
AND I have to fucking research the French Revolution over Spring break for the test on the first Friday.

And to those Pitiers, who pity me.
F*ck you.

Also, I have no memory in the skill of Toribash.
So even though, (According to my friend), I sucked before. (Most likely not?)

That is all.

Edit:
Almost Identical Thread was posted in [DeM] forums.

Oh, you idiot.

JUST POST IN REGULAR BLACK LETTERS LIKE THE REST OF US.
I can't read a goddamn thing that says.

On a side note, this is obviously a cry for attention and most likely complete bullshit.

bork stands for sucks

also, good luck with getting back to life

Alright. Ill do that first.
Any more suggestions?

If this all happened yesterday, you'd still be in hospital.

Though, if I were to believe you, sorry to hear about that, and thank fuck you remember me.

Hospital has Internet.
And my parents bought me a laptop.

So bork do you remember why you left core when you were in the pact?

I don't remember why.

Yes, I'm sure they did <.<.

That, or I've had it in the last 2 years.



And, Can't I fucking tell anyone on here who I knew, that I don't know them anymore,
Without being F*CKING FLAMED.