Secret Santa 2024
View Poll Results: should we use my idea?
Yes
3 Votes / 75.00%
No
1 Votes / 25.00%
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

^This guy has the same last name as me.
NATHAN
Dude,
I just realized something.
You decided to call your store Murnap as a shortening of MurraY and Dirtnapp.

Why the fuck didn't you call it Dirtay!
Dirtay is like the most awesome name you could've gotten from those words.
I am disappointed.
<DjPz> I don't expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them
Then the terrorist plane was hijacked by uber terrorists, that flew the plane into the moon!
I had a wet dream about you last night. You fell off a skyscraper, and I pissed myself laughing.