women need eggs for their eggs so they can spawn rush babies. 'nuff said.

Lol Dj. xD
He aint one.

I would have posted something like...
damn straight it was.

I'm not being a smart ass. That's how cousins act. :P AND I complimented him before that.

I have 4 cousins, I do not act like a smart ass twords them.

Post funny quotations here.

Examples:

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

Well, not everyone's the same.

"Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it but when you finally get it you stow it under the couch"

"A bank is a place where they lend you money if you can prove you dont need it"

"People are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of intrest"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'" <- *Life lesson learned*
"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way" <-LOL
"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from." <- I actually said that, xD.
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge" <- hehe...
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush <-FAIL
"He who laughs last didn't get it..." <- Very true