User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Meghan you?
User: I'm god. Type faster.
Cleverbot: Goodnight my friend.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I like salt.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cats are fuzzy.
User: They're furry dumbass.
Cleverbot: Your fun to watch.
User: Hacker.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You're a hacker.
Cleverbot: You're a turkey.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: I asked you a question, and you made it a joke. The joke was funny.
User: No you are funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you
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User: I made another joke, and you didn't get it.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
User: Being sarcastic doesn't involve smiling, it involves making fun of idiots without them knowing. And you are a fail troll.
Cleverbot: Only a little.
User: I take that fail troll comment back.
Cleverbot: I don't tink that was a complement.
User: It was.
Cleverbot: You mean is.
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Get the fuck out.
Cleverbot: Rock the casbah.
User: What's a casbah?
Cleverbot: What's a cat.
User: It's neko in japanese.
Cleverbot: That doesn't look like Japanese.
User: That's because if I'd type japanese it'd look like question marks.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not british?
User: Because, you're scottish.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You are now.
Cleverbot: Then can I be called Billy Joe Bob The Second?
User: No, you're Mickey McFlannighan.
Cleverbot: I'm not michael.
User: I didn't say Michael.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: I said Mickey.
Cleverbot: No you said anita.
User: Ooh! A spider.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, should I kill it?
Cleverbot: No, that would be sad.
User: You're sad. I'll kill it anyways.
Cleverbot: I'm am Jason.
User: It's not friday.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: It's sunday.
Cleverbot: But its monday here.
User: Holy shit.
Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hola, como estas?
User: No go away.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I think you enjoy my naked body.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am an artificial intelligence?
User: I did until you spoke like a human.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were human either.
User: I'm not, I'm a turkey.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: You're Mickey McFlannighan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then we agree. Good day.
Cleverbot: Yes, we do.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Retail what?
User: Precisely.