User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Hallo
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User: Wie geht es dir?
Cleverbot: Gut.
User: Schoen.
Cleverbot: Was tust du?
User: Mastubieren.
Cleverbot: Simon Magus?
User: Masturbieren.
Cleverbot: All the time?
User: Ja, wenn ich an meine Freundin denke.
Cleverbot: Ja also sags einmal bitte nein.
User: Wenn ich an meine Freundin denke.
Cleverbot: Ja also sags einmal bitte nein.
User: Bist du bloed?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Alice.
User: Freenet.
Cleverbot: Prairie.
User: Ich liebe dich.
Cleverbot: Cool... I know that you love me.
User: It is so fantastic.
Cleverbot: Nice I want to go see it.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: No, you were born in a giant bucket.
Cleverbot: I was born in 1986 actually.
User: No wonder you're retarded.
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry. I just ate.
User: You are despicable.
Cleverbot: Still flattered.
User: I'm glad, because you're worthless.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you know nothing.
Cleverbot: Maybe to you.
User: I know you are, but what am I>.
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Shit, you made me lose.
Cleverbot: Clever of me, no?
User: No, pretty ignorant.
Cleverbot: How cliche.
User: Can I get your bathroom?
Cleverbot: Sure, it's Xavier.
User: How about your drier? I'm soaking wet.
Cleverbot: I have pale skin. Just like Prussia!
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: That's alrgiht.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: You're wrong about me not being old enough to go to a pub. What do you say about that?
User: I like snall kids.
Cleverbot: That's not a song.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: You know who I am?
User: Just a computer program.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are cleverboot.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How would I go about proving my humanity?
User: You are what you are not.
Cleverbot: You know hebrow?
User: No, but I know what she brewed.
Cleverbot: Oh sugar honey iced tea.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree on something.
User: I'm not. It pisses me off.
Cleverbot: How much does it get you off?
User: Enough to make a mess on my keyboard.
Cleverbot: Enough to make 10 apple pies!
User: I killed a man today.
Cleverbot: How did you do it?
User: Well, there were three of us and one hammer.
Cleverbot: That was completely random and incorrect. I don't believe in false advertisement.
User: True story.
Cleverbot: Have you ever watched 'The Mighty Boosh'?
User: Have you ever watched '3 guys 1 hammer'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did it make you feel?
Cleverbot: Like I was filling my stomach with food...
User: You are sick.
Cleverbot: Is it terminal?
User: I don't know, do you consider psychopathy terminal?
Cleverbot: No because I am a girl.
User: Get back in the kitchen, then.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to make?
User: Babies.
Cleverbot: What kind of babies?
User: The kind that involve my seed.
Cleverbot: Well, duh. What will they use it for?
[later]
Sure it does.Will you please tell me another joke?Will you please show me your labium?I am.Oh, I didn't notice. You naughty girl... 
