Secret Santa 2024
Originally Posted by bishopONE View Post
Fuck paying for games, play Dwarf Fortress.

I have a militia commander who is absolutely insane, and tortures centaurs with a wooden training mace.

Fuck I bought him a big fancy red steel mace with engravings of gods being killed and shit but he loves that training mace, won't put the thing down.

Takes him like 3 days to actually kill anything.

So I ended up making a dungeon with a garbage shoot esc entry where he lives, so I can just pour captive centaurs down the shoot and watch as he systematically breaks every bone in their body before they die of dehydration or something else unrelated.
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A few quotes from his bio

"He has a calm demeanor."
"He doesn't handle stress very well."
"He doesn't really care about anything anymore."
"He is not affected by the suffering of others."

wow
bro, that's like 10 times cooler than Ross.
<&Fish>: did you just infract the toribot?
<&Fish>: you're fired
<JSnuffMARS> sounds like a drug-addiction or mastu(I'll censor that word)
<bishopONE>: also yeah fisting
<mwah> Gynx is it true you got admin over hero because hes from pakistan
A goblin thief managed to kill one of his friends, which prompted a king kong like death rampage of teary-eyed rage which ended in everyone in the fort being dead but the militia commander.
Losing is fun!
oh yeah
would have been different if Ross was there :<
<&Fish>: did you just infract the toribot?
<&Fish>: you're fired
<JSnuffMARS> sounds like a drug-addiction or mastu(I'll censor that word)
<bishopONE>: also yeah fisting
<mwah> Gynx is it true you got admin over hero because hes from pakistan
Jesus fuck, why did I stop playing it after 10 minutes?
How could I miss out on such awesomeness omg
/me BRB playing it forever
))<>((
>Kook up dwarf fortress on www.youtube.com
>Wtf am I looking at.

After reading of a mace wielding militia commander killing centaurs through a rubbish shoot, I expected more than this.

Last edited by hiPriest; Oct 12, 2011 at 08:05 AM. Reason: lrn2english faggotface cunt mcnigger