Cant refute that, she probly did.
shes also probly drunker than me.

yes

Thers a whole cooked chicken sitting on top of my washing basket.....
you lot can probly tell me whay that is better than i can.
best explanation wins 500 TC.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to sit in baskets without having their motives called into question.
That being said, The question is not "Why did the chicken sit in your basket?" but is rather "Who was sitting in there at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken sitting there?"

I am not calling into question the constitutional rights of said chicken to sit wherever the hell it wants, but its motivation for doing so, what events and general happenstance could possibly have transpired to have led to said chicken to be so indoobidaly perched upon my washing, That is the question that i bring to the clan.

Ah, but this has not brought the answer to the true question, the answer to which can only be described as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

If you are truly an avid fan of a certain author, you would know this.

But, I digress.
It's motivation for doing so may just be the reason it is a cooked chicken.

True, true, but the chicken does not have a towel and so does not equate into the answer of life, the universe and everything nor does it, at first glance, figure into the equation at all, being inanimate as it is, however it is perhaps the source of the most fundamental question after all as in how it came to be.
It might just be the question to the answer though.

WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE A TOWEL?!
EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR TOWEL!

Douglas Adams ftw btw, Crett.

To be, or not to be?

/Jo atlantic.