Toribash
the shit that goes down behind #h's closed doors
<&Fish>: did you just infract the toribot?
<&Fish>: you're fired
<JSnuffMARS> sounds like a drug-addiction or mastu(I'll censor that word)
<bishopONE>: also yeah fisting
<mwah> Gynx is it true you got admin over hero because hes from pakistan
Dear comic genius,

You're a highly valued member and a wonderful person. Having you here is truly humbling. Your wholesome words provide a great inspiration for all. This shining example is just what the community needs.

Bless you. ~ Fish
#holy bible
hampa Moderated Message:
nevermind

also, it's effing glOw.
STENOPS STEGOSAURUS
hampa Moderated Message:
nevermind

also, it's effing glOw.
a jar
hampa Moderated Message:
nevermind

also, it's effing glOw.
hi
Well, seems like you've gotten yourself one tumour extra!

The story of Arglax's Rank

[21:28] == sid [[email protected]] has joined #hi
[21:28] <Arglax> hi sid
[21:28] <sid> ello
[21:28] <Arglax> could you do me a favor please
[21:28] <sid> probably not
[21:28] <sid> but try me
[21:28] <Arglax> could you please get glOw to do me a favour?
[21:28] <Arglax> glOw is not respond
[21:29] <sid> glAw: do shit for arglax
[21:29] <Arglax> oohhh
[21:29] <Arglax> nice approach
[21:29] <Arglax> i hope this is working
[21:29] <Arglax> wait
[21:29] <Arglax> i will help
[21:29] <Arglax> glAw: do shit for me
[21:29] <Arglax> i promise no sexual things
[21:31] <Arglax> shit
[21:31] <Arglax> its not working
[21:31] <Arglax> damnit
[21:31] <Arglax> why is it two account anyways
[21:31] <@glOw> glOw: what
[21:31] <@glOw> hi
[21:31] <@glOw> ok
[21:31] <@glOw> Ok
[21:31] <@glOw> Arglax what do you want nigger
[21:31] <Arglax> i need you to put something in the topic
[21:32] <Arglax> ok
[21:33] <@glOw> ok
[21:33] <Arglax> ok
[21:33] <Arglax> put this in the topic
[21:33] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://crash.thingswith.us/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren and asonetuh [is gay] | sid taxi driver] | "ok
[21:33] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://crash.thingswith.us/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren and asonetuh [is gay] | sid taxi driver] | "ok"
[21:33] <Arglax> fuck you
[21:33] <Arglax> so
[21:33] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://crash.thingswith.us/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren and asonetuh [is gay] | sid taxi driver] | fuck you so
[21:33] <Arglax> put this in the topic: "Arglax has finally applied to #h"
[21:33] <Arglax> fuck you
[21:34] <Arglax> a better joke would have been if you had actually put 'something' in the topic
[21:34] <Arglax> hello
[21:34] <Arglax> hello?
[21:34] <Arglax> oh god
[21:34] <Arglax> the line is dead
[21:34] == Tart [[email protected]] has joined #hi
[21:34] <Arglax> hi
[21:34] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://crash.thingswith.us/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren and asonetuh [is gay] | sid taxi driver] | Arglax has finally applied to #h fuck you a better joke would have been if you had actually put 'something'
[21:34] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://crash.thingswith.us/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren and asonetuh [is gay] | sid taxi driver] | Arglax has finally applied to #h
[21:35] <@glOw> ok
[21:35] <Arglax> i am already in
[21:35] <Arglax> i am 'sid' rank
[21:35] <Arglax> so yes
[21:35] == glOw changed the topic of #hi to: [http://topo.lotsofco.ws/ircstats/hi/ | http://whalesdev.com/ | join the hipster keyboard squad, we have aorisetn and uditaren | sid taxi driver |
[21:35] <@glOw> I'll change your rank

So now I was Sid rank.

[21:35] <@glOw> ok
[21:35] <Arglax> that is the reason it took so long for me to apply
[21:36] <Arglax> i was working on this shortstory
[21:37] <@glOw> ok
[21:37] <Arglax> ok
[21:37] <Thorn> BRICK SQUAAAAAA
[21:37] <Thorn> D
[21:37] <Arglax> ok
[21:38] Channel names begin with # (corrected automatically).
[21:39] <Arglax> i am happy
[21:40] <@glOw> ok
[21:40] <@glOw> Arglax:
[21:40] <@glOw> rank
[21:40] <@glOw> changed

So now I was 'French - langue de l'homosexual' rank.

[21:40] <Arglax> wow
[21:40] <Arglax> but im not french
[21:41] <Arglax> but ok
[21:42] <@glOw> ok
[21:42] <@glOw> but
[21:42] <@glOw> you
[21:42] <@glOw> yeah
[21:42] <Arglax> yea
[21:42] <@glOw> ok
[21:42] <Arglax> yes
[21:42] <Arglax> that's right
[21:42] <@glOw> yes
[21:42] <@glOw> oui
[21:42] <Arglax> ok
[21:43] <@glOw> oui
[21:43] <@glOw> You speak French right?
[21:43] <Arglax> i am glad we can have the same opinion on this
[21:43] <Arglax> no
[21:43] <Arglax> i suck at it
[21:43] <@glOw> what
[21:43] <Arglax> ?
[21:43] <@glOw> I thought you did
[21:43] <@glOw> :(
[21:43] <Arglax> eh
[21:43] <Arglax> no
[21:43] <@glOw> Who was it then?
[21:43] <Arglax> ??
[21:43] <@glOw> D:<
[21:43] <Arglax> the hell
[21:43] <Arglax> how should i know
[21:43] <@glOw> Someone spoke French
[21:43] <Arglax> yea
[21:43] <@glOw> I thought it was you.
[21:43] <Arglax> a few million people speak french
[21:43] <@glOw> Yeah right
[21:43] <Arglax> lol
[21:43] <@glOw> Liar.
[21:43] <Arglax> ok
[21:44] <@glOw> LIAR.
[21:44] <Arglax> i dont know the exact number
[21:44] <Arglax> ?
[21:44] <@glOw> Ok changing rank.
[21:44] <Arglax> lol
[21:44] <Arglax> what to
[21:44] <Arglax> i bet it is liar rank or something like that
[21:45] <@glOw> ok
[21:45] <@glOw> fixed

So now I was 'Ok, not French. - Still the langue de l'homosexuel' rank

[21:46] <Arglax> glow
[21:46] <Arglax> i was just kidding you
[21:46] <Arglax> i do speak french

So now I am, and I fear I will always remain 'Ok. - french faggot nigger' rank.

*edit: [22:22] <mwah> Arglax http://forum.toribash.com/tori_clan.php
So now I am 'i hate you - rejected' rank.
Last edited by Arglax; Apr 28, 2012 at 06:25 AM.
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