indeed, Ferras is the modern sherlock holmes

For every beer, I gain +1 smartnessity. I am much clever.

the words of a genius

Heres a pic of my pet human

You must be a good owner. You keep your human groomed, and well clothed.

Looks like you should take it to the vet, it has some kind of lump.

excuse me, why is Shane from the walking dead on 'show your CAT'
*goes to the bathroom and starts raging, you hear muffled shouts*
fucking shit, he's nt a fucking cat, does he look like Mike Myers? come the fuck on!!!!!
back, umm . . . that's a beautiful human you have there, when i said Mike Myers i meant when he played the cat in the hat

P.S.- I'd tap that

oh yea i was feeding it some human food

heres a noter one


and heres a picture of my humans pet dog

you really want me to cyber punch you? (that's when I reach through my screen and beat the little life left you have after seeing an actual hand come out of your screen out of you)
we clear bruh? but that dog is super buff, I like how how he's blocking his stuff, and acting all tuff, that cyber punch was no bluff, I'll kill you . . . should i say it? Nig-no no