My entry;
There once was a boy named Nerti. Nerti one day was thing 'oh fuk i love the taste of penis, i should make a clan called penis'. So Nerti set out to do just that. Nerti miss type though and typed 'Beta' and thus Beta was born. After Beta started they were small and weak, but everything changed when the fire nation att- I mean everything change when Eboy came along. Eboy came in like a wreeeee- on a horse looking super awesome and swag. Nerti couldn't believe how much swag he had and promoted him immediately and he then lead Beta to victory. The end.