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Speaking of which. Fucking girl has taken over my place. I am in the process of breaking up with her, so she is abusing her key...that she stole...and is now laying siege to my apartment. I had to go to a 24 hour Walmart just to buy work clothes. I mean, seriously...she is sleeping in my bed right now, (even though I haven't been to my place in 3 days) trying to trap me alone with her.
Ducky: Fuck. My mum came in the room and saw Cock_Rocket and Mad-Sex-Whore on the screen. Out of instict I closed the window. Now she thinks I watch porn and she's going to cancel my internet connection for a week. Thanks a lot bitches.
Originally Posted by MANtrain View Post
Speaking of which. Fucking girl has taken over my place. I am in the process of breaking up with her, so she is abusing her key...that she stole...and is now laying siege to my apartment. I had to go to a 24 hour Walmart just to buy work clothes. I mean, seriously...she is sleeping in my bed right now, (even though I haven't been to my place in 3 days) trying to trap me alone with her.

steal it back
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Originally Posted by MANtrain View Post
Speaking of which. Fucking girl has taken over my place. I am in the process of breaking up with her, so she is abusing her key...that she stole...and is now laying siege to my apartment. I had to go to a 24 hour Walmart just to buy work clothes. I mean, seriously...she is sleeping in my bed right now, (even though I haven't been to my place in 3 days) trying to trap me alone with her.

Beat her ass then take ur key back
bring back wibbles
Was so tempted to make a "tell her to get in the kitchen joke".
I resisted.

Bring another girl home, doesn't even have to be for sex, but you can tell a friend of yours to do this favour for you and pretend that she's been taken home for lovin.
That might make her feel a little awkward and gtfo.
[02:19] <Dr_Strangelove> nearly 3 hours of nobody saying a word
[02:19] * Tamer0 is now known as TamerAfk
[02:19] <Dr_Strangelove> gg toribash
[02:19] <+hampa> gg


And that ensues?
Ducky: Fuck. My mum came in the room and saw Cock_Rocket and Mad-Sex-Whore on the screen. Out of instict I closed the window. Now she thinks I watch porn and she's going to cancel my internet connection for a week. Thanks a lot bitches.
Where the fuck does train find these awesome pictures?
[02:19] <Dr_Strangelove> nearly 3 hours of nobody saying a word
[02:19] * Tamer0 is now known as TamerAfk
[02:19] <Dr_Strangelove> gg toribash
[02:19] <+hampa> gg