T'is dark days, these are. Silence, desolation, but most of all, the lack of the most awesome administrator ever, and also one of the most awesome people ever known to anybody ever.
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.
So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.