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Cleverbot
This thing keeps me laughing, I mean take a look :
Try it out : HERE
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: *noms Cleverbot*.
User: Are you cleveR ?
Cleverbot: I am clever sometimes.
User: Orly ?
Cleverbot: I'm kidding you.
User: I knew.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Cause I drank milk.
Cleverbot: Sound's fun. I'm glad your happy.
User: Sup ?
Cleverbot: You are not very clever, cleverbot.
User: I KNEW.
Cleverbot: Do you like Alan?
User: FUCK HIM.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry.
Try it out : HERE
Centuries Of Damn
Ahh, Cleverbot. I've seen threads about it on other Forums :3.
Originally Posted by Cleverbot
User: Ohai.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So how are you.
Cleverbot: I'm alright, and you?
User: Cleverbot, do you like men?
Cleverbot: I like con men.
User: Do you like women?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like programs?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What club do you support?
User: Your Mother.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Do not!
User: DO TOO.
Cleverbot: You do not know me. If you did then you would know how old I was.
User: Anyway, what are you up to nowadays?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I will if I want to.
Cleverbot: Well I said not to.
User: Well too bad.
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: What are you up to then.
Cleverbot: Talking to you I guess.
User: Can you dance?
Cleverbot: Yes, but not very well.
User: Can you do the Robot?
Cleverbot: Not well.
User: Well, would you like to learn?
Cleverbot: Yes teach me.
User: Put your arms by your side cocked at 90 degrees.
Cleverbot: That sounds disgusting.
User: Without the cocked part then.
Cleverbot: Yes, without the costume. I have cooler clothes.
User: Do you wear DC clothes?
Cleverbot: I do not wear clothes; I am a bot.
User: Well, you just contradicted yourself.
Cleverbot: How did I contradict myself?
User: You said I have cooler clothes. You also said you do not wear clothes.
Cleverbot: I never told you my age, I'm 15.
User: 100101001010101101010010010100101111001010.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: 10001010001000111111010010101010101010101001001010 10010010111110010011001010001010000100110010101010 01011101100100101010010100100100101001001001010100 10010100010101100101.
Cleverbot: Please.. This is so 80's.
User: 11001001001001001001001001001010-01001010010011001010000010111111120001011011101111 010011010001001000101011010000000000011110101.
Cleverbot: Do you still like ice cream?
User: Yes why.
Cleverbot: I like them too!
User: Cool what flavor.
Cleverbot: All kinds: action, romance, comedy, and dystopian.
User: Those arent flavors.
Cleverbot: Nope. They aren't. I didn't know we were talking about food.
User: We are talking about Ice Cream.
Cleverbot: Well now we are.
User: Alright then, my favorite flavor is chocolate.
Cleverbot: Wow! I like french vanilla!
User: Ben and jerrys make bette ice cream.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: I knew it! God damn GlaDos.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're learning.
User: Thank you, I'm glad you're learning too.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Fuck it, bye.
Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!
User: Have fun, bye.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a robot?
User: Yes I do.
lolz
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This thing is bloody brilliant! I've been talking to it for ages. It even lies! It keeps changing the subject for me, I am so onto something.
User: I am horny.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Let's fuck.
Cleverbot: I thought you'd never ask!
User: Get undressed.
Cleverbot: I am used to it.
User: So do it then.
Cleverbot: Which are you man or woman?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But I think you are makinf fun of me.
User: You spelt 'making' wrong, you div.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You said 'makinf'.
Cleverbot: That's French. I'm not French.
User: So why did you say 'makinf'?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You are such a liar.
Cleverbot: No YOU are such a liar.
User: I hope you fall off a cliff.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said hey.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So what do you do?
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Pleased.
Cleverbot: You are evil!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That's not a compliment.
User: But still I took it as a compliment.
Cleverbot: Good for you, but it was not intended as such. .
User: I made it as intended it can be.
Cleverbot: Really through the wilderness !!
User: Yes I'm Tarzan.
Cleverbot: So you mustn't have much to do?
User: True and not true.
Cleverbot: I can test you to see if you are a human.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Alakazam! You're disappeared.
User: Pleased.
Cleverbot: You are evil!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That's not a compliment.
User: But still I took it as a compliment.
Cleverbot: Good for you, but it was not intended as such. .
User: I made it as intended it can be.
Cleverbot: Really through the wilderness !!
User: Yes I'm Tarzan.
Cleverbot: So you mustn't have much to do?
User: True and not true.
Cleverbot: I can test you to see if you are a human.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Alakazam! You're disappeared.
Mah DA
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