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Sockgasm inc.
Tired of being busted by your parrents, when you fap?.
Well son, do i have a deal for you!.
Intrudcing!


THE SOCKGASM!*1
Now, here is how it works.
You put on the product, 30 socks should do it.
Then you take them of, and you will get a sockgasm!!

IT'S THAT EASY!^^


The product can be purchased for only 99,99 dollars!
Buy this week, and get a 25% discount, AND a free Orgasm inc. tshirt along*2 AND 3 SLAVES!!
And dont worry about your parrents getting mad, when they see the package.

Sockgasm inc. sends your shipment in discreet Walt Disney package.



A note for some of ouer customers
Bill Clinton - " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, i did however, have relations with the sockgasm.. Mmmh, sockgasm"
Chuck Norris - " I approve of this product".
Random old guy - " I feel young again"



Sockgasm inc. cannot be held responsable for anything, that goes wrong, while using the product


1* Product may cause violent dierra, heavy vommiting, feet falling of, gay midgets and/or instant death.

2* only 30 in stock, and they are all stained with my cum.





WE HAS COPYRIGHT !
Last edited by Jaxxx; Nov 11, 2009 at 12:32 AM.
Teehee
I AM YOUR BUISSENESS PARTNER!

User heavly buttfucked - YOU DIDENT SEND THE 1000 DOLLARS! ITS TOO LATE NOW! ~ Some extremely high smod D:


USER HEAVENLY BUTTFUCKED - BECAUSE I FELT LIKE BUTTFUCKING SOMEONE IN CAPSLOCK ~Alpha
Last edited by AlphasoniK; Nov 11, 2009 at 01:07 AM.
"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"
WHY EVERYONE BUTTFUCKING ME!
"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"