Secret Santa 2024
Original Post
jokes
Post jokes here, keep em clean though ;) . I'll start. There are two apples next to each other. The first one says, "Hi." The second one yells "Oh my god, a talking apple!"
I've been sentenced to life in a rich white banker's scrotal sac!
Re: jokes
I know the best joke evah!

"Danny_the_manny's smart"
<ducky> The game.
<siku> ducky: i didnt know this was 2005 and 4chan
<siku> sorry, i hate the game and you should shut the fuck up about that retarded bullshit
<siku> you should link us to awesome and edgy motivational pics next or maybe pedobear
<siku> inb4 rep needs toriprime or vip lmao rofl that /b/ is grate
<siku> is this the part where you educate me on memes, further showcasing your amazing 4chan findings
<siku> word x is a meme lmao rofl
<+veb> someone make ducky smod
Re: jokes
How clean is clean?

What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?
"Damn!"

So was I walking to the park when I passed by the mental institute. I could hear all the inmate inside chanting: "24, 24, 24, 24..."
I was so curious that I peeked in the keephole to see what was going on. Suddenly someone jabbed me in the eye with a pointed stick! The inmates chanted: "25, 25, 25..."
Re: jokes
This forum needs more fun smilies
<ducky> The game.
<siku> ducky: i didnt know this was 2005 and 4chan
<siku> sorry, i hate the game and you should shut the fuck up about that retarded bullshit
<siku> you should link us to awesome and edgy motivational pics next or maybe pedobear
<siku> inb4 rep needs toriprime or vip lmao rofl that /b/ is grate
<siku> is this the part where you educate me on memes, further showcasing your amazing 4chan findings
<siku> word x is a meme lmao rofl
<+veb> someone make ducky smod
Re: jokes
how did the blind girl burn her face?
the telephone rang and she picked up the iron. lol
how did she burn the other side??.....
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they called back..
Re: jokes
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
This is the Emergency Alert System. All normal programming has been discontinued during this emergency.