Lol, I love omegle
EDIT: A convo with a random guy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you suck copious amounts of willy
You: I can tell
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: i did not know that.
You: Well I do
You: Congratulations on your enlightenment
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: enlightenment is fun.
You: Now go suck some cock
Stranger: i'd rather not.
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah.
You: It's great fun for all the family
Stranger: my family's dead.
You: Ohhhhhh
You: Well this is awkward
You: You like cheese?
Stranger: no. i just like cock.
Stranger: big, hard, cock.
You: *conveniant subject change is conveniant*
You: wait, what?
Stranger: bahahahahaha.
Stranger: well, you enlightened me.
Stranger: so now i know.
You: Glad to hear that
Stranger: my true purpose in light is cock.
Stranger: thanks.
You: NOW FORTH AND SUCK SOME COCK!
Stranger: bahaha. you a dude?
You: Yup
You: I hope so
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: that's lovely.
Stranger: so you have a cock?
You: Last time checked, yes
Stranger: hmm. i like you, then.
Stranger: since my purpose is cock and all.
You: Ohh dear
You: *backs away from computer*
Stranger: you didn't really back away from the computer.
You: I id
Stranger: liar.
Stranger: lies.
You: *pushes deskchair on efoot away from desk*
Stranger: you lie!
Stranger: lying is bad.
You: there
Stranger: *in tears* i want my mommy.
You: You havn't got some sort of secret camera setup have you?
Stranger: not that you know of. ;]
Stranger: bahahah. dude, how old are you?
You: Sooo, how's the cock coming on?
Stranger: good. i just sucked five guys off.
Stranger: at once.
You: Oh, and i have no beginning and end
You: I am infinity
Stranger: if you did, how old would you be?
You: Around 15 years
You: But I don't
You: I am infinity
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: that's hot.
You: As I've said before
Stranger: that whole sideways eight thing.
Stranger: reminds me of balls.
Stranger: which remind me of cock.
Stranger: yumm.
You: Yeah, it's hard to write on forms and such, though
Stranger: what grade are you in?
You: Anyways, I'm gonna copy/paste this whole convorsation and post it on some crappy forum where I've somehow managed to rack up 2500 posts
Stranger: why?
You: Oh, and I live in the UK, we don't go by grades
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: so you have an accent?
Stranger:
You: Yup
You: I guess so
Stranger: your cock just got, like, 10x bigger in my eyes.
You: Times that by 20 and your about right
You: Unless you started really small...
Stranger: pfft. in your dreams.
Stranger: i started tiny.
Stranger: size of an ant's brain, tiny.
Stranger: that's how much i thought of you.
You: oh
You: Anyway, g2g
Stranger: lame.
Stranger: btw, i'm a really sarcastic 15 year old girl from Texas. jsyk.
You: This was meant to be me trolling you for five minutes
Stranger: you lost.
Stranger: i win.
You: I know
You: Anjyways, bye
EDIT: A convo with a random guy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you suck copious amounts of willy
You: I can tell
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: i did not know that.
You: Well I do
You: Congratulations on your enlightenment
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: enlightenment is fun.
You: Now go suck some cock
Stranger: i'd rather not.
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah.
You: It's great fun for all the family
Stranger: my family's dead.
You: Ohhhhhh
You: Well this is awkward
You: You like cheese?
Stranger: no. i just like cock.
Stranger: big, hard, cock.
You: *conveniant subject change is conveniant*
You: wait, what?
Stranger: bahahahahaha.
Stranger: well, you enlightened me.
Stranger: so now i know.
You: Glad to hear that
Stranger: my true purpose in light is cock.
Stranger: thanks.
You: NOW FORTH AND SUCK SOME COCK!
Stranger: bahaha. you a dude?
You: Yup
You: I hope so
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: that's lovely.
Stranger: so you have a cock?
You: Last time checked, yes
Stranger: hmm. i like you, then.
Stranger: since my purpose is cock and all.
You: Ohh dear
You: *backs away from computer*
Stranger: you didn't really back away from the computer.
You: I id
Stranger: liar.
Stranger: lies.
You: *pushes deskchair on efoot away from desk*
Stranger: you lie!
Stranger: lying is bad.
You: there
Stranger: *in tears* i want my mommy.
You: You havn't got some sort of secret camera setup have you?
Stranger: not that you know of. ;]
Stranger: bahahah. dude, how old are you?
You: Sooo, how's the cock coming on?
Stranger: good. i just sucked five guys off.
Stranger: at once.
You: Oh, and i have no beginning and end
You: I am infinity
Stranger: if you did, how old would you be?
You: Around 15 years
You: But I don't
You: I am infinity
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: that's hot.
You: As I've said before
Stranger: that whole sideways eight thing.
Stranger: reminds me of balls.
Stranger: which remind me of cock.
Stranger: yumm.
You: Yeah, it's hard to write on forms and such, though
Stranger: what grade are you in?
You: Anyways, I'm gonna copy/paste this whole convorsation and post it on some crappy forum where I've somehow managed to rack up 2500 posts
Stranger: why?
You: Oh, and I live in the UK, we don't go by grades
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: so you have an accent?
Stranger:
You: Yup
You: I guess so
Stranger: your cock just got, like, 10x bigger in my eyes.
You: Times that by 20 and your about right
You: Unless you started really small...
Stranger: pfft. in your dreams.
Stranger: i started tiny.
Stranger: size of an ant's brain, tiny.
Stranger: that's how much i thought of you.
You: oh
You: Anyway, g2g
Stranger: lame.
Stranger: btw, i'm a really sarcastic 15 year old girl from Texas. jsyk.
You: This was meant to be me trolling you for five minutes
Stranger: you lost.
Stranger: i win.
You: I know
You: Anjyways, bye
Last edited by BirdFlu; Jun 26, 2010 at 09:09 AM.
Quit, probably.
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