He's talking about how uke didn't fall and tori did... this is becuase of the different wights they have, tori in this case, is heavier.
Incorrect; Uke is always heavier.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."