Wow, that's pretty damn nice. The opener that Kai used is usually really annoying, but it doesn't appear to work in Sambo/Aikido.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."