The Sauce Story


In the world of the living there once lived a famous cook. His name
was TehBasher. In the world of the Toris... There was an evil cook. His name
was HomerDawkins.

The world of the living and tori's government was out to kill all
cooks who cooked sauce. TehBasher loved making Spaghetti Sauce and
HomerDawkins like making Alfredo sauce. Every other cook didn't know how
to make these kinds of sauce. Then, the government sent out armies of
loyalists and tori-ists, which loved the government, to kill all cooks.

TehBasher and Homer banded together to teach all cooks how to
cook explosive spaghetti sauce and acid Alfredo sauce.

There was a huge battle of the chefs vs. the government and
loyalists and tori-ists. The chefs banded together to form a clan call Sauce
because they all loved sauce. The Sauce lovers with their saucy weapons
defeated the government. They vowed to stand up to anything brewing in the pot
of evil!