Yeah I don't have any good Stories so thats why I want to here yours. :P


Wait wait I have one!!! Well a few days ago I had one of my friends over to my house. Well we went up the stairs to play the Xbox 360.
He didn't notice but my sister was laying on the couch. Seconds from disaster I said " What Game do you want to play? " He said Madden
And then Let out this horrible Fart. Right after he farted He said "Damn Thet smells!!!" And I said " You know my sister is behind you?" so he turns around and says " Shit! ". I found this hilarious and started cracking up. My sisters a senior so she didn't care in the end.

My only good story might get me arested and beat up by the people who were there. So Im not taking any chances that my local police read this board

lol

ok i have a funny 1.


I was sitiing on the ground watching t.v. and i went to the table to get the remote. Then, when i sat back down i sat on my finger and broke it.... ....lol.....

O........M........G ....... :o

OK i thought of one that my friend did(luckily he doesnt read these boards)


I dont know the entire story but anyway he was angry and threw a cheese gratter at the wall it bounced back and cut him.


BTW skinny dude why was your finger below your butt?

gif i remember that but i don't know if its true but i got one

when i was at my grandmas house me and my cousins would take a sled and go down a hill there was a wooden pole laying on the ground it was more of a piller but on the ground and i for got to hit the breaks on the sled and i hit it and flew high over it and down the other part of teh hill that was covered with trees but i didn't get hurt

and i got lots more just waiting for more people to post

I was going down a slide at the age of, what? 4?, thinking to myself "Hey, this is really neat, I'll just lean my head back to get SUPAHFAST!" Unfortunately, this was right at the bottom of the slide, and as I sat on the round, the back of my head slammed against the edge of the slide, giving me a really nice gash.

My father rushed to pick me up in a taxi (I was with daycare during his work hours), and I was bleeding all over that cab. Unusually, though, I was laughing my arse off all the way to the doctor's.

Think I have a few more up my sleeve, will come later after more have posted.

well. i saw this guy who made a stupid topic and i laughed so hard noodles came out of my mouth... nah i wish.

Acctuly, i was at my freinds party and i said i dident feel very good so i went to the rest room and came back and i said " oh i feel much better now....*pukes* and he HAD nice carpet.

i was at my friends house and my friend was traped in a sleeping back and walking around the house and running into walls and stuff lol and he was in his room so i got up on his bed and jumped off and did a bodyslam and my jaw hit his forehead and i bit two giant holes throu my tongue. ouch. lol