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Post here.Heres some advice from me:
Don't procrastinate, do things when asked. It makes your life easier.


Disclaimer:
Does not have to do with toribash
We are not gods (well I am and so is JDawg) we cannot solve all your problems.

This is so pointless.

I know =]
I was bored :P

A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.

You never test the depth of a river with both feet.

Man who scratches buttocks should not bite fingernails.

I especially agree with the last one.

Same here. Doesn't taste too great :]

Staring at a pair of delicious tits each day, for a minimum of 5-10 minutes, can increase your life span up to 5 years, providing increased bloodflow throughout the whole system.[Scientifically Proven]**

Masturbating also helps greatly, providing a great workout, a great feeling and a burning of calories, so do it alot, its okay to be a horny guy.

Just being helpful :P

Don't eat poop.

A stupid person acting smart is worse than a smart person acting stupid.

Don't drink pee.