MAYBE HE NEEDS OUR HELP?!
MAYBE HE IS IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE!
I SHALL GET A NEW JOB AND EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY AN ARMY SO I CAN TRAVEL THIRD CLASS TO DENMARK,
WHILE I FAIL TO BRING UP THE MONEY TO TRANSPORT THE ARMY, GOD DAMN I NEED TO THINK MY PLANS THROUGH MORE.
ANYWAY, I AM BROKE BUT IN DENMARK THEN, SO ALL I NEED TO DO IS WHORE MYSELF OUT TO MAKE SOME QUICK CASH,
OR WALK. PROBLEM: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, BUT HE IS PROBABLY CRYING FOR HELP, LIKE ALL THE CUTE AND SUPER SEXY DANES DO.
GOD DAMN IT, JACKIE IS SO HOT, I WANT HIS JUICE.