Firstly, don't make all-caps titles. They irritate me.
Secondly, try not to post in the FAQ unless you have something to add.
Thirdly, use the search button. This question has been asked too many times already.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."