unicorns fell into a magical lake

the lake fairy game them a wish

since they had legs, and not fins, they couldn't swim

and they obviously couldn't breathe underwater

so she gave them a wish

they wished for fins, the ability to breathe underwater, and a new home of their own

the fairy told them that they would have to resemble whales in a sense, and asked if that was ok

the king narwhal, Francisco, said that it would be fine, as long as they kept the horns

remember, i'm referring to them as narwhals now

they kept their horns, were given fins, and a means of breathing underwater, but the blubber from the whale portion demanded a colder climate

so the fairy asked them where they would like to tlive

Francisco said somewhere cold

now they chill with penguins and shit

end of story