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Ok. So the bottom line is that our creators including Cthulu and Bob Marley live on a planet far far away. They came here, but God is having troubles because Satan forgot to pay his rent, and God wants to collect it. Soooo, Satan is recruiting virgins inside of volcanos to launch atomic bombs and ash at themselves and god, and we are finding satan's faces in 911 and hirshima, God is having trouble cutting himself while shaving, and our catapults are broken
Posted by Ray in Link8's discussion thread.
Your objective is to make a weird and confusing post. I might even throw in a prize for the winner. You have until I say so. Go.