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The Jersey Shore
The greatest reality television of all time, to simply put it. Premiered on MTV December 3rd, Jersey Shore was instantly a smash hit and a great impact in the lives of people of mainstream society that avidly follow pop culture based in the United States. Blah blah blah, I can talk all day about this boring shit; let's talk about the real stuff.
Okay okay okay, calm down and try not to ejaculate in your non-existing pants that I was just about to reference. Alright, so there's like four dudes and four chicks living in one house (similar to most other reality TV shows with varying amounts of cast) and they pretty much just argue with each other, engage in sexual intercourse with each other, engage in sexual intercourse with other people, party, and party more. Oh, and cause much unneeded, yet entertaining drama...and they argue more. I'm pretty sure (positive) that you're now premature for the Jersey Shore (see that rhyme?) and that the imaginary methamphetamine-like drug that has just entered your bloodstream has taken full control over your actions and that you are officially addicted to this television program and must have it.
Alternatively, if you already watch it, discuss in this thread! The fourth season premiers tomorrow at 10:00 EST, GMT -5, so there will be much to converse over in the following episodes to come!
One more thing. Addressing the haters: you hate Jersey Shore? Well then, you can go play with yourself while watching that weeaboo, queer-o-sexual anime shit that's most likely under the category of softcore pornography. Not saying that's bad or anything, but keep your negative comments out of this thread. Thank you!
Okay okay okay, calm down and try not to ejaculate in your non-existing pants that I was just about to reference. Alright, so there's like four dudes and four chicks living in one house (similar to most other reality TV shows with varying amounts of cast) and they pretty much just argue with each other, engage in sexual intercourse with each other, engage in sexual intercourse with other people, party, and party more. Oh, and cause much unneeded, yet entertaining drama...and they argue more. I'm pretty sure (positive) that you're now premature for the Jersey Shore (see that rhyme?) and that the imaginary methamphetamine-like drug that has just entered your bloodstream has taken full control over your actions and that you are officially addicted to this television program and must have it.
Alternatively, if you already watch it, discuss in this thread! The fourth season premiers tomorrow at 10:00 EST, GMT -5, so there will be much to converse over in the following episodes to come!
One more thing. Addressing the haters: you hate Jersey Shore? Well then, you can go play with yourself while watching that weeaboo, queer-o-sexual anime shit that's most likely under the category of softcore pornography. Not saying that's bad or anything, but keep your negative comments out of this thread. Thank you!
i'd fuck jwow.
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One more thing. Addressing the haters: you hate Jersey Shore? Well then, you can go play with yourself while watching that weeaboo, queer-o-sexual anime shit that's most likely under the category of softcore pornography. Not saying that's bad or anything, but keep your negative comments out of this thread. Thank you!
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Originally Posted by shamshank
Worst show ever. So stupid. Nobody should care about it.
One more thing. Addressing the haters: you hate Jersey Shore? Well then, you can go play with yourself while watching that weeaboo, queer-o-sexual anime shit that's most likely under the category of softcore pornography. Not saying that's bad or anything, but keep your negative comments out of this thread. Thank you!
Last edited by Mightiest; Aug 4, 2011 at 05:38 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
