So I was walking to my car, and saw this guy with a dog walking at me. I was listening to "How I could just kill a man" by RATM, and probably was humming along to it. The man stops, stares at me and goes pale, as if I'm just oozing murderous intent(Which I wasn't, I was fairly happy), and he turns around, lets go of his dog's leash and runs. His dog also stares at me, barks a couple of times, and turns around and runs after the man.

I have no idea as to what to think. I'm not even black bald and scary anymore.

hahaha, thats funnnyyyyy Probs you just scare the shit out of most people in real life.
Or you weren't humming. you were singing it with deep emotional expressions, causing him to flee.
Should've pokeball-ed his dog.

What's really scary is the moment (right now) when you realize he wasn't afraid of you, rather the thing that was standing behind you.

LOL too late now. That thing BEHIND HIM. is gone it was me :3

RAPE. i would say look out hyde but it looks like X already got you :/

/me gets scared attempting to post and runs away.

INTRUDER! RAPE HIM!!!!
loljks i love huck

It rhymes with Fuck, :O RAPE HIM!! His name suggests it!!

Xtreme you gotta stop raping people.

this version is better