Forgetting where you placed the lighter?
Sometimes just really need a smoke and you lost it?

Well, fear no more, after you get one of these you will no longer forget where your lighter is

neither me nor little sid will ever sleep until we hit puberty

What in the


I mean


I have no jokes worthy enough

who the fuck puts spacers in their nose and lip?
oh wait, he shaves lines into his eyebrows, has pubes for hair and a u.s. airforce beanie.
that explains alot.

I can't tell if i would freak out this much if i were sober

now I'm imagining a scenario in which a person trips and falls into a razor and a lighter, and the rest is history

He obviously kept losing his lighter

you don't know the feeling of needing your lighter to either possibly impress the ladies by holding your hand over the flame or burn down a house, only to not find it. With this method you will always have a lighter nearby.

I'm sure he stores quarters in his ears and tic tacs in his nose, in case he needs to buy a beverage from a soda machine or needs fresh breath.

amen bra

/me gets one

fucking lxor don't you dare burn another fucking mario at your school