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Gorman's Storytime
I would like to dedicate this story to Ale and Gugu and Alan and Ricky
This is a true story.
Now, this is the story all about how
Ale's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how Ale and Gugu ended up in Venezuela
In Mexico city born and raised
Eating burritos was where Ale spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Eatin' some nachos outside of the school
When Ale saw a llama
It was a really cute llama
It started strutting around his neighborhood
So Ale stole the llama and rode in to the sunset
Until the Mexican cops caught him and put him in Mexican jail.
Ale begged and he pleaded day after day
But them Mexican cops just would not sway
So Ale used his one call, and called his bro Gugu
And Gugu (who at the time lived in Estonia) was like "dw I got this".
Gugu whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FUCKYEAH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything Gugu can say is that this cab was rare
But Gugu thought 'Man forget it' - 'Take me to Mexican jail!'
Gugu pulled up to the jail about seven or eight
Then promptly broke Ale out of jail
They also freed the llama from llama jail
Even though the llama did nothing wrong the cops still put it in jail
And then they ran away to Venezuela to get away from the cops
THE END
On the left is Ale's llama (the one that caused all the trouble) and on the right is Gugu's llama that he made.
This is a true story.
Now, this is the story all about how
Ale's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how Ale and Gugu ended up in Venezuela
In Mexico city born and raised
Eating burritos was where Ale spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Eatin' some nachos outside of the school
When Ale saw a llama
It was a really cute llama
It started strutting around his neighborhood
So Ale stole the llama and rode in to the sunset
Until the Mexican cops caught him and put him in Mexican jail.
Ale begged and he pleaded day after day
But them Mexican cops just would not sway
So Ale used his one call, and called his bro Gugu
And Gugu (who at the time lived in Estonia) was like "dw I got this".
Gugu whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FUCKYEAH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything Gugu can say is that this cab was rare
But Gugu thought 'Man forget it' - 'Take me to Mexican jail!'
Gugu pulled up to the jail about seven or eight
Then promptly broke Ale out of jail
They also freed the llama from llama jail
Even though the llama did nothing wrong the cops still put it in jail
And then they ran away to Venezuela to get away from the cops
THE END
On the left is Ale's llama (the one that caused all the trouble) and on the right is Gugu's llama that he made.
Last edited by Gormun; Dec 18, 2011 at 07:33 AM.
