Is there some applicationmajig for windows that will remove everything related to a program once you uninstall it? i.e shortcuts and whatnot. I fucking hate these broken shortcuts.

You could just use your Add/Remove programs option in the control panel. That should remove all the history of a program completely from your computer; including the shortcuts.

That's what I do. I still get broken shortcuts.

After deleting them via the control panel you could just manually delete them if you aren't actually using them.

Yeah, duh. I'm asking if there is a program that does that for me so I don't have to do that.

Hello.
If you want to delete something and everything related to that, my recommendation is to use Revo Uninstaller. Download the free version.
I already use this pretty little useful software for over a couple of years now and it's pretty good at removing everything when it comes to get rid of a program.
Have a try and say what you think.

Yeah it works awesome thanks man.