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operation blumpkin
greetings,
i am writing to each and every one of you regarding an important issue in this clan. as you may have realized, my hostname has been banned from the #hi irc. this could only mean one thing: there is a spy among us.
this agent of espionage is trying to destroy us from the foundation up. he has implanted himself in our infrastructure and has now started to take full action against us with a series of planned, methodical attacks. clearly, this man is skilled and is a master at his craft. he has effortlessly gained access to all of our resources and has worked his way up to gain our full trust and companionship. HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ONCE.
right now i have a few leads that may lead us directly to the culprit:
case a vibe spontaneously dies.
ask yourself: why would such an active, vibrant clan such as vibe spontaneously die? acquired immunodeficiency syndrome? hepatitis B? NO!
IT WAS FISH.
he was angered from vibe's successes and large bukkake parties (that he was never invited to) - it caused him to go crazy and concoct a maniacal scheme to rid the world of its greatness once and for all. he is an admin of this forum, and therefore, is a severe threat. watch out for the ban hammer at all times. if he swings, you must dodge.
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case b wiggi was born.
what quality does wiggi possess that we all do not? the answer is obvious: he is black.
CLEARLY, he is upset of his minority status and wishes to take on a higher role in society. he knows he will never get a job outside of a local fast food restaurant or a global hip-hop phenom, so he has decided to take on a life of crime; an internet assassin. he is armed and extremely dangerous. his desire for kentucky fried chicken is simply too powerful to withstand in some situations, which will cause him to go on a rampage and brutally rape and vaporize anything in his path.
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case c cide is gay.
his obsession with furry humanoid creatures is sometimes unbearable to witness. his constant references to his anthropomorphic fetish and overly frequent masturbation habits disgusts the average #hi-goer and is a perfect diversion to obtain sensitive, classified information about the clan. although he may be a member, his eternal devotion is to that of his below average penis and collection of dildos. watch out: he will try to seduce you as a squirrel would a raccoon (which is a grotesque, horrible sight might i add) and will try to procreate with your anus with or without your consent. he always carries an S&M whip with him at all times, and occasionally a large dual-action dildo. use long range combat if he confronts you.
i will update this thread when more information is obtained. for now, stay safe my friends.
i am writing to each and every one of you regarding an important issue in this clan. as you may have realized, my hostname has been banned from the #hi irc. this could only mean one thing: there is a spy among us.
this agent of espionage is trying to destroy us from the foundation up. he has implanted himself in our infrastructure and has now started to take full action against us with a series of planned, methodical attacks. clearly, this man is skilled and is a master at his craft. he has effortlessly gained access to all of our resources and has worked his way up to gain our full trust and companionship. HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ONCE.
right now i have a few leads that may lead us directly to the culprit:
case a vibe spontaneously dies.
ask yourself: why would such an active, vibrant clan such as vibe spontaneously die? acquired immunodeficiency syndrome? hepatitis B? NO!
IT WAS FISH.
he was angered from vibe's successes and large bukkake parties (that he was never invited to) - it caused him to go crazy and concoct a maniacal scheme to rid the world of its greatness once and for all. he is an admin of this forum, and therefore, is a severe threat. watch out for the ban hammer at all times. if he swings, you must dodge.
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case b wiggi was born.
what quality does wiggi possess that we all do not? the answer is obvious: he is black.
CLEARLY, he is upset of his minority status and wishes to take on a higher role in society. he knows he will never get a job outside of a local fast food restaurant or a global hip-hop phenom, so he has decided to take on a life of crime; an internet assassin. he is armed and extremely dangerous. his desire for kentucky fried chicken is simply too powerful to withstand in some situations, which will cause him to go on a rampage and brutally rape and vaporize anything in his path.
------------------------------------------------------------
case c cide is gay.
his obsession with furry humanoid creatures is sometimes unbearable to witness. his constant references to his anthropomorphic fetish and overly frequent masturbation habits disgusts the average #hi-goer and is a perfect diversion to obtain sensitive, classified information about the clan. although he may be a member, his eternal devotion is to that of his below average penis and collection of dildos. watch out: he will try to seduce you as a squirrel would a raccoon (which is a grotesque, horrible sight might i add) and will try to procreate with your anus with or without your consent. he always carries an S&M whip with him at all times, and occasionally a large dual-action dildo. use long range combat if he confronts you.
i will update this thread when more information is obtained. for now, stay safe my friends.
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wiggi is obsessed with fighting, he even asks me to play him in typeracer frequently even though I keep beating his sorry ass.
He keeps bugging me and lsl about the technical details of our bouncer as if he is trying to find a weakness.
My guess would be that he is trying to gain an advantage in #idlerpg by killing our connection.
His ability to trashtalk indicates that he grew up in a poor neighborhood.
He keeps bugging me and lsl about the technical details of our bouncer as if he is trying to find a weakness.
My guess would be that he is trying to gain an advantage in #idlerpg by killing our connection.
His ability to trashtalk indicates that he grew up in a poor neighborhood.
How are you?
Originally Posted by Redundant
wiggi is obsessed with fighting, he even asks me to play him in typeracer frequently even though I keep beating his sorry ass.
He keeps bugging me and lsl about the technical details of our bouncer as if he is trying to find a weakness.
My guess would be that he is trying to gain an advantage in #idlerpg by killing our connection.
His ability to trashtalk indicates that he grew up in a poor neighborhood.
NIGGA U AINT EVEN RITE BOUT WAT U SAY U JUS A BIK