I named my penis "the truth."
Bitches can't handle the truth.

This is a joke thread. No pictures.
Especially you Rainbowz.



Gogogogogogogogo

Here's a quick pun.

...

Lol'd.

[insert awesome joke here].

God dammit Rainbowz.

Ok, so this really isn't much of a joke but a funny discussion I was having with my friend.

Fun thing to do while robbing a small convenience store:

- *whips out gun*
- "Everyone freeze! This is a robbery!'
- *point gun at cashier*
- "Don't you fucking move!"
- * angrily pick out all your items*
- *throw them on check out counter*
- "The fuck are you waiting for?! Ring them up!"
- "Well?! What is the total?!"
- *gives extra money than necessary*
- "Keep the change."
- *walk out*

Very nice, Noah. We should have made this a while ago.

Why couldnt the hooker count to 70?


This is to everyone who posted a picture:

umad?

There should be an option to ban people from certain threads.
Just sayin'

I know right? Gosh Shmevin, you're such a pain.. :P