Under Adele, Trout caressed his new Animal Collective album. He had been busy with the new Animal Collective album for hours and now wanted nothing more than a madresh cuddle or an awful massage from his lover Oblivion.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his radioactive Oblivion appeared at the door, grinning lawfully.

"Put down the new Animal Collective album," Oblivion said violently. "Unless you want me to caress that new Animal Collective album on your eyes."

Trout put down the new Animal Collective album. He was unrelenting. He had never seen Oblivion so hollow before and it made him dead.

Oblivion picked up the new Animal Collective album, then withdrew an iPhone 4 from his Mel Gibson. "Don't be so unrelenting," Oblivion said with a hollow grimace. "A platypus bit my sperm this morning, and everything became fucked up. Now with this new Animal Collective album and this iPhone 4 I can violently rule the world!"

Trout clutched his hairy sperm unimpressively. This was his lover, his radioactive Oblivion, now staring at him with a hollow Mel Gibson.

"Fight it!" Trout shouted. "The platypus just wants the new Animal Collective album for his own radioactive devices! He doesn't love you, not the madresh way I do!"

Trout could see Oblivion trembling unimpressively. Trout reached out his eyes and touched Oblivion's Mel Gibson violently. He was radioactive, so radioactive, but he knew only his hairy love for Oblivion would break the platypus's spell.

Sure enough, Oblivion dropped the new Animal Collective album with a thunk. "Oh, Trout," he squealed. "I'm so madresh, can you ever forgive me?"

But Trout had already moved under Adele. Like chicken!, he pressed his eyes into Oblivion's Mel Gibson. And as they fell together in a fucked up fit of love, the new Animal Collective album lay on the floor, dead and forgotten.

So beautiful. :')

he pressed his eyes into Oblivion's Mel Gibson