The great pika delivers once again with yet another work of sheer lyrical talent. His rhymes will go down in the history books and serve as an example for others to follow for the duration of our existence.
Note - this production is copyrighted. Neither my lawyers nor I will hesitate to take your sorry, pathetic ass to a court of law in the event that this copyright is infringed upon.
I'm pretty sure the amount of cursing isn't appropriate for the forums, but I found myself chuckling from time to time from the sheer ignorance it possessed.