I have been playing toribash and 'forumming'(?) for frikking ages now. I want to know how you do links within toribash, e.g. my replay thread, but as normal words.

So the words 'replay thread' would be clickable and that would take you to my thread.

How do you do that?

you press the button, and then you type the url there. Then in text it should say:
[ URL="examplelink.com" ]<insert text here> [ /URL ]