I regularly carry sandwich to my work to have something to eat during the brake.
Today, I just took a first bite of it when someone called me from downstairs to check something, so I went there and I left my meal on my office table.
When I came back this girl that is working on the packing of t-shirts was eating my sandwich.
I said: ''That is mine you know?'' and she was like: ''Oh? Sorry, I though my friend left it there for me.'' (There is one woman that is preparing meals for the rest of workers 10 min before the brake)
And then came a question: ''Was you taking a bite from it?''
I said: ''Yes, I am, from the same side you are eating right now.''
I though, maybe she will be disgusted or something and stop eating it, but she just said:
''You want it now?''
I said: ''Nope.''- because I was disgusted. She's not some ugly, dirty girl, in fact she's very nice, but I'm like that. I don't like when someone is drooling on my food even if it's [insert some hot chick here].
And she eaten it all!
She then told me:''I'll buy you something from the store later, ok?''
''Ok'' - I said.
''Buy me beer.''
So... I lost a meal but I got a Beer.
XD