Put some effort into your replays is all I have to say.
That is extraordinarily unfair. Simply because the replay doesn't fit to your self-imposed standards doesn't mean that there was no effort involved in its creation. Shame on you.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."