I don't think 2 and a half sentences are enough to explain your deep and tangled relationship status with your current, 'moose-friend', Lancashire.
Also, you shouldn't show off your gold mane to others when they have purple ones, it's just not healthy, or nice, even.
With that being said I don't think your cut out for the whole aquatic creature thing, unless of course, you plan to go into more detail about your relationship and choose to be more friendly with other purple maned moose.