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Write me an essay about Facade's essay writing Kingsta an essay
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Write me an essay about Vodka being a faggot, looking at a thread about some guy that writes an essay about Facade's essay writing Kingsta an essay.
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<Colossus> ROFL
<Colossus> my friend got hit by a car
<Colossus> gonna go visit him. brb

[22:45:46] <Thorn> I know she likes it in the ear
[22:45:53] <Thorn> because when I put it to her mouth she turns away
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Vodka. Named after a popular beverage dating back to the 9th century, he relates in a few ways to the side effects of the drink: just as vodka would turn you into a faggot, Vodka himself is indeed a faggot; one who is looking at a thread about two non-existent essays regarding Facade and Kingsta. Vodkas faggotry does indeed date back to the day he was born, and he is so faggoty that he makes faggots look less faggoty than they really are. Him being the faggot that he is, he decided to help cure my boredom by giving me express permission to call him a faggot. My deep thanks goes without saying.

Signed, Deceptive.
Yours faithfully. Faggot.

Its a letter not an essay. SUE ME.
Honestly, that was one of the best pieces of literature I've read.
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I don't mean to boast, but I'm a god.
Originally Posted by Kingsta View Post
But what about my essay on Unicorns

IT IS INSUFFICIENT FOR LITERARY ARTS, DEAR SIR.

As for zombie slaves, they do however pose a great deal of describable intricacies, for which I shall describe: Zombie slaves. They are dead and work hard... LOL just kidding, they can't do shit BECAUSE THEY ARE ZOMBIES. But yeah, f**k logic eh?

The End.