LET'S CREATE FIVE



Fuckin' Breakfast time.

Greetings idiots! Guess what time it is? That's right! It cannot be fuck off time so it's time to be creative with Freelancer!

So basically I will not be a pussy and hide my feelings. I will tell you guys exactly what is wrong and what isn't!

And in the end the winner get the honor to win honor from me!

Rules.

There are only 3 rules.
- Do not use premature or old art.
- You may only do one category.
- Fuck off!

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Categories;


Texture Artist: Create a texture with these ingredients: Milk, Eggs, Flour and Butter.


Avatar / Signature Artist: Create a avatar signature relationship relating to breakfast. Example: Milk avatar - Cereal signature.


Musician: Create a tune you could wake up to. Something that would be pleasant to listen to when your ears are ringing from the previous day at work and your shit is all messed up.


3D Artist: Design a toaster.


Traditional Digital Artist: Paint this: 3 teen girls having breakfast with a single dad. Give the characters a story through their expressions, why is she raging, why are everyone so calm? Use yer bloody imagination, scum!


Event ends at Wednesday 24th 06:00 PM GMT+1
Good luck shitheads!

XoXo Freelancer.

im 12 and what is this

Tarlan Moderated Message:

User was infracted for this post: Useless post

The prize will not be, right? Only honor?

It would be interesting to hear a good honest critique. I presume you are prominent art critic that has already establish himself in that branch and you have some columns published in some art magazines?
Can you give me links to it, so I can read them and see what to expect from such.
I'm not much interested in honor, as in good critique.

All right, I'd like to post this for the 3D artist part. A toaster:

Nice toaster. But I hope you didn't really think that toasters would be economic to produce with text like that, right?


Try me.

so many rubber feet on the bottom of that toaster, what are you planning to toast? a runaway airplane?
and freelancer is right, the text would be the most expensive thing on there to produce, i can just see my toaster having broken letters when i take it out the box.


Freelancer is nothing like that, hes just an above average user with a good general art knowledge who isnt afraid of telling newbies how bad they really are.
if you present him with something to critique properly and is worth critiquing, he will. if you give him an emo dj head texture, he'll just tell you youre bad and should give up.

Well I suppose I can't change my posted thing anymore, right?

"Nice toaster. But I hope you didn't really think that toasters would be economic to produce with text like that, right? " No...I thought it would look good as a vintage toaster, and you know, for example, these vintage things with bump hand drawn style text, well they have all these fancy letters, but...As you said, maybe on toasters it's not too economic


Edit: I thought the commentary would be with the same style as the thread itself. Would be fun, but at the same time it wouldn't be a good commentary...

You can update until the closing date. I mean, you didn't think to enter that toaster? It's just a bunch of blocks with two cubes cutting through the main body.
I complimented it because of the retro color picks and the great potential it has. Don't rush this.