"Live Slow, Die Whenever."

Once upon a time, there was a sloth named Thiggist, who was making a human trafficking deal to another sloth named MoonShake. They became friends after dealing bitches back and forth. Soon after they began dealing methamphetamine and crystal behind In-N-Out Burger, they decided to take their business to Somalia. They ended up encountering pirates, so they said: "fuck this", retired and made the Toribash clan, Sloth Society. Nowadays, they are found playing game after game, crushing their opponents every time most of the time, just like they crushed slave trade competition.


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If you think you have the skills to avoid getting pummeled, make an application here.

Want a custom, sexy sloth head texture? Send 1,000 TC to MoonShake, for any size head, and 500 TC if you are a clan member.